Idle Hands
Part Two
by sarAdora
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Several months ago, I posted "Idle Hands" - my adventures on a spanking chat room as "sweet saradora." I continue to sign onto the chat site when I have a few idle moments, usually quite late at night when the other side of the world is waking up. Apparently, very few of them have to go to work... Signed in as Luscious lil'. These are excerpts from some of my encounters there.

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King Richard wants to chat with you.
Good evening loyal subject. We give you the opportunity to chat with us.

Must be the royal "we" and "us."

Luscious lil':
Thank you, Your Majesty. Are you a Plantagenet by any chance?

King Richard:
No, we're a Scorpio.

CLICK closed that box

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Gondolier_onthe_RiverStyx wants to chat with you.
Hey Baby Baby Baby! How about you and me take a trip to hell?

Gondolier on the river Styx? Gondolier? In your dreams, river boy.

CLICK closed that box

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PapaSan wants to chat with you.
Good evening, MamaSan. Are you being a good girl?

Sure... why not? He'll never know.

Luscious lil':
Yes, PapaSan. I am.

PapSan:
Well that's too darn bad. I wanted a bad girl so I could spank her.

Luscious lil':
How bad do I have to be?

PapaSan:
LOL. Just bad enough for a spanking. Do you like it hard?

Do I like what... hard?

Luscious lil':
Mmmm... could you be just a little more specific?

PapaSan:
Do you like a hard otk spanking with my hand on your bare bottom?

Yep. Went right over his head. Think it's time for more wine.

Luscious lil':
Since we've just met... I think we should chat first. Tell me a little about you, PapaSan.

PapaSan:
All you have to know is that I want you over my knee and your ass bare.

sigh... No finesse... no sense of romance.

CLICK closed that box

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Titboy wants to chat with you.
How lush are you? Got big tits? Got milk?

OMG! He's back!

CLICK closed that box

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FromRussiaW_Love wants to chat with you.
Hello. I'm from Kiev. You have an unusual name. Is it really Lil and are you luscious? Is luscious like well padded and soft?

Luscious lil':
Hello. I'm from the USA. Lil is really short for Lillian and luscious does mean well-padded and soft.

FromRussiaW_Love:
And that is you?

Luscious lil':
Yes, that is me.

FromRussiaW_Love:
How old are you and do you get spanked?

Luscious lil':
I'm over 21 - the legal age and I get spanked.

FromRussiaW_Love:
Sexual spanking or naughty girl spanking?

Luscious lil':
Hmmmm. I love naughty girl spankings which are very sexual. The other kind is for bad girls or punishment.

FromRussiaW_Love:
It is harder, yes. And the punishment is hurting. Does he kiss it better?

If he wants to live...

Luscious lil':
Yes. Is that what you do?

FromRussiaW_Love:
I would love to give you a naughty sex spanking. I would take my time - you would have no clothes of course.

Of course!

FromRussiaW_Love:
And I would spread your charms across my lap.

Spread... my charms? Okay, but spread them across his lap? How quaint... and painful... must have lost something there in the translation...

FromRussiaW_Love:
and then I would descend my hand upon your luscious parts and you would like it very much Lillian.

Luscious lil':
Yes, I think I would. Tell me more.

FromRussiaW_Love:
Then we will get to the good parts.

Luscious lil':
The good parts?

FromRussiaW_Love:
Yes, the parts where I will touch you with my fingers and you will tell me you like that and I will touch your other soft parts.

Luscious lil':
Sigh. Please don't stop there. Tell me more.

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Warm_Your_Ass wants to chat with you.
Hey Lush! You and your butt been waiting for me?

Oh yeah! My butt's been trembling with anticipation. Think I'll pass on this red-hot opportunity.

CLICK closed that box

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TomDickHarry wants to chat with you.
We luv to spank and luv to luv. You interested?

Oh goody! Triplets!

Luscious lil':
Are you Tom, Dick or Harry?

TomDickHarry:
We're all 3 lil and we've got 6 hands to spank you and 3 coc...

Tsk. No couth.

CLICK closed that box

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HardRider wants to chat with you.
You like it rough and bouncy babygirl?

What? No shocks?

CLICK closed that box

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Jeremy wants to chat with you.
Hi lil. You're really saradora aren't you?

Busted!

Luscious lil:

The name's lil, Luscious lil. Did you click onto the wrong name by mistake?

Jeremy:
No, I'm sure I didn't. But I did read a long time ago that you had been playing here and that you'd come back on with a different name. I'm pretty sure the name was Lil.

Luscious lil:
Where did you read that?

Jeremy:
The story board - spanking stories. I've read your stuff. Some of it's really hot. You get spanked for that?

Luscious lil:
Spanked for what?

Jeremy:
Spanked for posting. If you don't, you should. You're a naughty girl, saradora-lil. I think I should spank you. Come here sweetie.

Luscious lil:
Hmmmm. I might let you spank me, but I can't speak for saradora.

Jeremy:
LOL! I don't care what you call yourself. But if you're interested I've got a sweet spanking for you lady.

Yesssss!

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Diaper4You wants to chat with you.
Hey baby. I've got something for you.

Oh Grroosss!

CLICK closed that box

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StrictDaddy wants to chat with you.
Need a spanking lil?

Luscious lil':
Maybe

StrictDaddy:
lol You been a naughty girl?

Luscious lil':
Maybe

StrictDaddy:
lol You have been a naughty girl. Tell me what you did baby.

Luscious lil':
refused to eat veggies

StrictDaddy:
hmmmm. veggies are good for you. What else?

Luscious lil':
Danced naked in the backyard.

StrictDaddy:
NAKED? Did anyone see you?

Luscious lil':
Uh-huh.

StrictDaddy:
HE was pissed, right?

Pissed? Tsk. Such language.

Luscious lil':
Yes, he was unhappy about it.

StrictDaddy:
Did he tell you not to do that before or after you danced?

Luscious lil':
um... both.

StrictDaddy:
You're a naughty girl lil.

This is news?

StrictDaddy:
Come here little one. You need your butt warmed up good.

~sigh~

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OTK_Spanker wants to chat with you.
Hey lil! You got a sweet butt?

Luscious lil':
The sweetest!

OTK_Spanker:
You like a nice hard paddle on your sweet butt?

Luscious lil':
Nope! I like a hand spanking.

OTK_Spanker:
That can be arranged. Tell me about your butt.

Luscious lil':
Um... it's below my waist. Sort of flares out a little, has two cheeks, and there's a cleft in the middle. Sits right on top of my thighs.

OTK_Spanker:
lol. C'mere sassy woman. You need a hard spanking big time!

~sigh~

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DomDominic wants to chat with you.
How submissive are you, lil? I like my women to kneel and crawl.

Submissive? Moi? FOFL! Wiping tears of laughter from my face.

Luscious lil':
Um... not very submissive, Dommie.

DomDominic:
Dommie?? You need a whipping woman! On your knees, bare that butt and ask for it! NOW!

Ask for it? Sheesh! This Dom business went to his head.

CLICK closed that box

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Tall_Black_'n_Beautiful wants to chat with you.
Hey sweet woman! Want to chat with me?

Luscious lil':
Sure, I'll take a chance.

Tall_Black_'n_Beautiful:
You okay with a black man, lil?

Luscious lil':
You got something white men don't have?

Tall_Black_'n_Beautiful:
As a matter of fact -

Luscious lil':
Should I be worried?

Tall_Black_'n_Beautiful:
No - laughing - just teasin you woman. You are white, right?

Luscious lil':
Yes, and occasionally tinted pink on the bottom.

Tall_Black_'n_Beautiful:
Ahh a smart one, huh? You been spanked today, lil?

Luscious lil':
No. You up to it, TB&B?

Tall_Black_'n_Beautiful:
Uh huh, a real smart one. I love sassy women - love to spank them good. Love to spank them till they're hot and then love them good.

ohgodohgodohgod

Tall_Black_'n_Beautiful:
How do you like it luscious? Otk? On the bare? My hand? Paddle? Belt? Name it baby - I'll give you what you want.

Yesssss!

Luscious lil':
I adore sweet spankings, light, just a little sting, lots of rubbing, caressing, loving. Otk, bare, hand, no implements. Does that work for you, too?

Tall_Black_'n_Beautiful:
Come here sweet luscious girl. I've got just what you want.

ooooo

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FootFetish wants to chat with you.
Got sweet feet lush baby?

freshly washed, just for you!

CLICK closed that box

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SpanksHard wants to chat with you.
You like a hot red ass spanking, lil? So hot you'll burn and your skin will sear?

Luscious lil':
Uh... no thanks.

CLICK closed that box

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LargeHardHand wants to chat with you.
C'mere luscious lady. My hand wants to connect with your sweet cheeks.

Oh sure, any time. I'll just bend right over and...

Luscious lil':
Hmmmm. Tell me a little about you first.

LargeHardHand:
I'm a long-haul truck driver and horny as hell and I need to smack some sweet ass till it burns and then fuck it good. You need to know more than that?

Ohhhhh Lulu, sweetie... where are you? Have I got a guy for you!

CLICK closed that box

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I don't think I'll sign in as Luscious lil' again, but I get such a kick out of the people who play in the chat room. That said, I'm going back to play some more. Look for me. My new name is sugartush.

~ End Part Two ~

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