Dear Santa, PleAse seNd me a few Kisses, soME candy and toys.
We're having SPARKLING driNKs at my hoME on Christmas Eve. MAybe you'll KEep ME company. Hope to tempt you with a HOT and spicy menu. PUT ME on your list And CROSS check it twice. YOUR LAP is the one I want to sit on.
I'M ALREADY TINGLING WITH EXCITEMENT!
The ChristmaS PArty is CajuN so Keep this in Mind. This yEar there'SWine to sErvE TilL You almost
Pass out! LEAve SomE for me! I WANdered T-TO the liquor store and Found a fEw winEs - Lovely ones. YOU'll GET sucH A Real Decadent kick out of them, I'm sure.Bring thE toys aNd plEnty of AnyTHing else you MaY like.
AcTUally, anything will be yuMMY. I WANT YOUR FINe fiGurE to Roam and Smile and TO WANDER BETWEEN MY SOtted guests, PoPING up whenTHey are listenInG to tHe Sweet carols (...EXasPerated. LORd, we're sINGing off-key.) ALL OF us want you there, especially ME. I WANT YOUr lap to sit on and if you're really good, you can SPANK ME SANTA.
Also, if you like, we can 'mmm 'mmm 'mmm like rabbits.
~sweet sar~